Guru in Hotel

Guru in Hotel:

Main yaha nahi rahunga.

Mere paise wapas karo.

Itna chotta room?

 Na he koi khidki, Na he koi balkoni??

Mujhe jaanwar samjha h kya?

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Waiter: Mere Baap, Upar chal, yeh LIFT hai.... :D