Guru, A Pilot of Indian Air Force

Fighter pilot Guru, Kamyabi k baad 
Apna Jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Landing karte  ground staff ne usey hatho hath lia

aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage...
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Guru (Fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 
4 jahaaz, 
2 helicopter or 
1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai
lekin sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
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Guru :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me
Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain...:p@: