Guru ke Ghar ka Darwaaja

Guru ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya...

Raaste main uuse Chela Mil gya...
 
Chele ne poucha: O Guru, Kya Drwaza Bechnaa hai ?
Guru:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai. 
Chela Guru se: Agar ghar mai Chor ghus gye to..?
Guru: Andar kese jayega, drwazaa to mere pas hai...-:)